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The Smooth Criminals

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About The Smooth Criminals

One of the Midlands most versatile and in demand wedding & party bands. We've performed at 900+ events with 100's of reviews to prove it!
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Birmingham
Public liability insurance of £10 million

The Smooth Criminals boast strong male & female vocals, guitar, keyboards, bass and drums with tight harmonies and a passion for what they do. Creating a powerful, exciting and entertaining performance. We are available as a 5 to 7-piece lineup to accommodate most budgets, including saxophone and trumpet options for that authentic soulful sound. Based in the Midlands but available nationwide. We have a fantastic reputation for providing the best live performances in the business, take a look at our glowing reviews to prove it. Our varied repertoire is a finely tuned mix of Pop, Rock, Soul, Disco and Motown. We regularly update our repertoire to include the latest chart hits. Having performed at hundreds of weddings receptions & parties we’re only too happy to advise and help with the organisation of your entertainment schedule. - We pride ourselves on our flexibility. We’re based in Birmingham, West Midlands but we travel Nationwide and Internationally so don’t be afraid to ask! A little-known fact - we were chosen to perform at the Euro 2020 Cup Final at Wembley Stadium!

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Amy
7 months ago, for a Wedding in Thorpe Constantine
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5 out of 5

The Smooth Criminals performed at our wedding and were amazing! Communication prior to the day was great, everything was on time and well organised. They started by performing our first dance song and then did 2 x 1 hour sets for us. The dance floor was full and everyone was loving the music and the energy. We were begging for more when they had to finish. It was exactly what we wanted!! I would definitely recommend them Amy & Dave

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Dave
8 months ago, for a Wedding in The Royal Town of Sutton Coldfield
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5 out of 5

My wife and I hired The Smooth Criminals for our wedding party last month and we simply could not have been happier that we found them! Absolutely everyone at the party commented on how great they thought the band was. Their communication right up to the day was excellent and they were very graciously accommodating of our set requests. Please be assured that you need not look any further for a band for your event - you won't find any better. Thank you so much again to The Smooth Criminals, whenever we have an anniversary party we'll book you again in a heartbeat! Dave and Nicole

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The Smooth Criminals' Song list

• Modern
BLINDING LIGHTS - The Weeknd
SHAPE OF YOU - Ed Sheeran
DON'T START NOW - Dua Lipa
LEVITATING - Dua Lipa
GOOD AS HELL - Lizzo
SHOTGUN / YOU CAN CALL ME AL - George Ezra
SHUT UP AND DANCE - Walk The Moon
UPTOWN FUNK - Bruno Mars & Mark Ronson
THIS GIRL - Kungs Vs Cookin' On 3 Burners
FEEL IT STILL - Portugal The Man
HAPPY - Pharrell Williams
CAN’T STOP THE FEELING - Justin Timberlake
GET LUCKY - Daft Punk feat Pharrell
RATHER BE - Clean Bandit feat Jess Glynne
VALERIE – Mark Ronson & Amy Winehouse
SHAKE IT OFF - Taylor Swift
THINKING OUT LOUD - Ed Sheeran
LOCKED OUT OF HEAVEN - Bruno Mars
TREASURE - Bruno Mars
MOVES LIKE JAGGER - Maroon 5
FORGET YOU - Ce-lo Green
ROLLING IN THE DEEP - Adele
PRICE TAG - Jessie J
MR BRIGHTSIDE - The Killers
CRAZY IN LOVE - Beyonce
AMERICAN BOY – Estelle
HOT & COLD - Katy Perry
• Rock & Pop
DON’T STOP ME NOW – Queen
CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE - Queen
I'M STILL STANDING - Elton John
LIVIN’ ON A PRAYER - Bon Jovi
I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE - The Darkness
I’M A BELIEVER - The Monkees
I BET YOU LOOK GOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR - Arctic Monkeys
SEX ON FIRE – Kings Of Leon
CHELSEA DAGGER - The Fratellis
DAKOTA - Stereophonics
LOVE MACHINE – Girls Aloud
CHASING CARS - Snow Patrol
SUMMER OF 69' - Bryan Adams
SAW HER STANDING THERE – The Beatles
CAN'T BUY ME LOVE - The Beatles
TWIST & SHOUT – The Beatles
SIT DOWN - James
500 MILES - The Proclaimers
BROWN EYED GIRL - Van Morrison
IT’S NOT UNUSUAL - Tom Jones
IT MUST BE LOVE - Madness
SWEET HOME ALABAMA – Lynyrd Skynrd
YOU REALLY GOT ME - The Kinks
WONDERWALL - Oasis
SIMPLY THE BEST – Tina Turner
RIVER DEEP MOUNTAIN HIGH - Tina Turner
SMOOTH CRIMINAL - Michael Jackson / Alien Ant Farm
DREAMING OF YOU - The Coral
ALL RIGHT NOW – Free
JOHNNY BE GOOD – Chuck Berry
JAILHOUSE ROCK - Elvis
HARD TO HANDLE – Black Crowes
• 70's Funk & Disco
PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC - Wild Cherry
I FEEL GOOD - James Brown
SUPERSTITION - Stevie Wonder
BLAME IT ON THE BOOGIE - The Jacksons
SEPTEMBER - Earth Wind and Fire
HOT STUFF – Donna Summer
BILLIE JEAN – Michael Jackson
YOUNG HEARTS RUN FREE - Candi Staton
GOOD TIMES – Chic
LE FREAK – Chic
WE ARE FAMILY – Sister Sledge
• 80's
9 TO 5 – Dolly Parton
DON'T YOU WANT ME BABY - The Human League
I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY - Whitney Houston
SWEET DREAMS (ARE MADE OF THIS) - Eurythmics
A LITTLE RESPECT - Erasure
I THINK WE’RE ALONE NOW - Tiffany
AIN'T NOBODY - Chaka Khan
YOU MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE - Hall & Oates
THE POWER OF LOVE - Huey Lewis & The News
DON’T STOP BELIEVING - Journey / Glee
• Soul & R&B
SIGNED SEALED DELIVERED - Stevie Wonder
SUPERSTITION - Stevie Wonder
SOUL MAN - The Blues Brothers
PROUD MARY - Tina Turner
YOU CAN’T HURRY LOVE - The Supremes
SHAKE A TAILFEATHER – Ray Charles
RESPECT - Aretha Franklin
PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC - Wild Cherry
I FEEL GOOD - James Brown
KISS – Prince
GET READY – The Temptations
MUSTANG SALLY - The Commitments
• Ballads / 1st Dance Suggestions
ALL OF ME - John Legend
BETTER TOGETHER - Jack Johnson
PERFECT - Ed Sheeran
A THOUSAND YEARS - Christina Perri
STAND BY ME - Ben E King
FLY ME TO THE MOON - Frank Sinatra
AT LAST - Etta James
WONDERFUL TONIGHT – Eric Clapton
LET'S STAY TOGETHER - Al Green
SAY A LITTLE PRAYER - Aretha Franklin
MY GIRL – The Temptations
YOU ARE THE BEST THING - Ray LaMontagne
HO HEY – The Lumineers
We also have a good range of Christmas songs

The Smooth Criminals' Prices

Last updated: 2024

Note: prices may vary based on travel distance. For an exact quote, click “Check availability”.

Standard Prices
Performance durationPrice
Up to 1 hour£1562.50
Up to 2 hours£1687.50
Up to 3 hours£2000

Add-ons

Lounge Pianist (per hour)
+£100
DJ Service
+£150
Sound Engineer
+£250
Customer questions

Will the singer be the same as who I see in the videos?

We always strive to make sure the line-up you see is what you get on the night. We do have pre-audititioned 'dep' musicians available in case a band member falls ill or is unavailable. As a professional band our reputation means everything so you can be confident that all of our players are of a very high level.

Do you have different line-up options?

Our standard 5 piece line-up is as follows: Male & Female Lead Vocals, Guitar, Keyboards, Bass & Drums. We also have 6 and 7-piece options with Sax or Sax and Trumpet. Perfect for larger Weddings, Corporate Functions and large events: Male & Female Lead Vocals, Guitar, Keyboards, Bass & Drums with added Sax or Sax and trumpet & Trumpet.

What if my timings change after I've booked you?

We always try our best to be flexible to help ensure your event runs as smoothly as possible, we can accommodate most changes. If timings change slightly in the run-up to the we can discuss on the pre-event phone call or even on the night if required.

Can you provide an iPod/DJ service before and between your sets?

Absolutely. Recorded music from playlists is provided as standard before, in-between and after performances until our finish time. You can upgrade to our manned DJ service for a small extra fee. This is a really popular option. We can also offer DJ services for extra hours after the band finish time.

How much time do you need to set up?

Our usual set up time is 1.5 hours as we bring a lot of equipment, mic up each instrument and perform a thorough sound check. For smaller events with electric drums we can often set up in within 1 hour. If required, we can provide options to arrive earlier in the day to set up.

Can I pick the songs you play from the set list?

We’re always happy to take our clients' song choices into consideration. Our set lists are tried and tested to keep guests on the dance floor. We can integrate your selection of songs into our set list whilst using our experience to keep the dance floor full.

Is all of the equipment (e.g. PA & lighting) included in your quote?

Our PA and lighting system are included in your quote. We will require approximately 10 x 15 ft of floor space as well as at least 2x twin mains power sockets.

Can you learn song requests before the event?

Yes, we can usually learn and perform your 1st dance free of charge as long as we’ve got enough notice (1 month) and the song is suitable for the band. We can learn other songs for a small fee or for free if we consider the song a good addition to our repertoire (time permitting).
Musicianship
Genres:
Pop, Christmas, Disco, Covers, Motown, R&B, Top 40, Soul, Jazz, Swing
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Event types:
Wedding, Bar / Club / Venue event, Hotel / Restaurant event, Charity event, Corporate event, Private event, Birthday party, Christmas party, New Year's Eve, Burns night, Cruise, Recording session, Church service
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