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The Kitchen Quartet

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About The Kitchen Quartet

The Kitchen Quartet are an a cappella vocal trio who prefer alliteration to numeric accuracy. File under quirky, funny, folky close harmony.
A cappella group
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The Kitchen Quartet have been performing since 2007, and like most women and fine wine, they get better with age. From harmonious sung lectures about the solar system and brain science to traditional celtic myths, to original takes on Bowie and Beyoncé, Maya Levy's original compositions and arrangements provide distinctive and dynamic entertainment that will make you smile, bring a tear to your eye and probably prompt an intellectual epiphany.

Performance details
We can perform outdoors
We have vehicles we can use to travel to gigs
We can perform with backing tracks
We can perform while walking around a venue
Our equipment is PAT tested
We own a PA system
Originals, Folk, Traditional Irish folk, Traditional Scottish folk, Traditional English folk, Covers, Classical crossover, Classical, Musical theatre, Cabaret
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Concert, Hotel / Restaurant event, Charity event, Corporate event, Private event, Wedding, Wedding proposal, Birthday party, Theatre / Show, Recording session
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Song list

Bespoke songs / arrangements available on request
Original Songs:
The Brain Song
The Furies
Lighthouse Song
Seo Seothin
New Arrangements:
Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo (Disney's Cinderella)
Big Rock Candy Mountain
Bowie Medley - Starman/Space Odyssey (David Bowie)
Everybody Got (Ivor Cutler)
Sister Suffragette (Mary Poppins)
Who Run The World (Beyonce)
Customer questions

Do you have different line-up options?

Although billed as a quartet, our usual line up is three singers.


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George S, 2 years ago

Thank you so much to the Kitchen Quartet for your excellent performance at Sunday Cabaret, lovely voices and tight harmonies, and the songs were a combination of hilarious, beautiful and emotional!

Mimi F, 11 years ago

I saw you at the LFN party on Saturday and thought you were wonderful!