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Joe Bateman (aka Satis)

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Joe Bateman is an incredible musician who also performs at functions, events, and weddings. Solo and band options are available!
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Joe Bateman stands out as a multifaceted entertainer, bringing unparalleled charm and musical prowess to your event. As a solo performer, band leader, or part of a dynamic duo, Joe ensures an unforgettable experience for any occasion. Indulge in a night of lively pop and rock favorites or heartfelt melodies tailored to your preferences. Joe, as a solo performer, captivates audiences with his versatile vocals and instrumental talent, setting the perfect ambiance for your function. For those seeking a fuller sound, Joe offers band and duo options. The Joe Band infuses warmth into each performance, blending vocals, guitars, bass, and drums to create an infectious energy that gets everyone moving. With years of refining their unique sound, their ability to ignite celebrations is unparalleled. Joe's musical journey spans beyond boundaries, boasting a repertoire of achievements: from thrilling crowds across various European venues to recording albums and gracing prestigious stages in London and across the UK. His expertise and professionalism shine through in every note. During daytime festivities, elevate the ambiance with Joe's solo, duo, or trio sets, available for your drinks reception at an additional fee, ensuring an early buzz of excitement. Technological needs? Leave it to Joe. He arrives equipped with top-notch PA systems, lighting setups, and even a preset playlist to maintain the groove between sets. Upgrade to a live DJ service for personalized song requests, perfect for adding sentimental tunes to your celebration. Joe is primed to transform your occasion into a sensation! Inquire now to kickstart an experience tailored to your vision.

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Joe's Reviews

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Simon W
4 months ago, for a Wedding in Northamptonshire
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5 out of 5

"Brilliant brilliant brilliant :) Booking a band was one of the biggest decisions for us so it was important to have one that played a variety of styles to please all our guests and that's just what we got. Thank you for learning our first dance also, we were so nervous but having the band play it live made us feel less exposed haha. 10/10!"

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Justin R
4 months ago, for a Wedding in Oxfordshire
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5 out of 5

"What can we say! Ashfield had our friends and family on the dance floor all night and we couldn't be more thankful! Such a lovely group as well, nothing was too much trouble for them on the evening. Thank you again and hope we see you at one of our friends' weddings in the future."

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Joe's Song list

"Sweet Caroline" - Neil Diamond
"Brown Eyed Girl" - Van Morrison
"Wonderful Tonight" - Eric Clapton
"Hey Soul Sister" - Train
"I'm Yours" - Jason Mraz
"Counting Stars" - OneRepublic
"Pompeii" - Bastille
"Riptide" - Vance Joy
"I Will Wait" - Mumford & Sons
"Ho Hey" - The Lumineers
"Take Me Home, Country Roads" - John Denver
"Dancing in the Moonlight" - Toploader
"All Star" - Smash Mouth
"Hey Ya!" - OutKast
"September" - Earth, Wind & Fire
"Don't Stop Believin'" - Journey
"Livin' on a Prayer" - Bon Jovi
"You Shook Me All Night Long" - AC/DC
"Eye of the Tiger" - Survivor
"Walking on Sunshine" - Katrina and the Waves
"Jessie's Girl" - Rick Springfield
"Sweet Child o' Mine" - Guns N' Roses
"Every Breath You Take" - The Police
"I Want to Hold Your Hand" - The Beatles
"Born to Run" - Bruce Springsteen
"What I Like About You" - The Romantics
"Brown Sugar" - The Rolling Stones
"You Really Got Me" - The Kinks
"Suspicious Minds" - Elvis Presley
"I Want You Back" - Jackson 5
"Love Shack" - The B-52's
"Billie Jean" - Michael Jackson
"Walking in Memphis" - Marc Cohn
"Kiss Me" - Sixpence None The Richer
"Smooth" - Santana ft. Rob Thomas
"How to Save a Life" - The Fray
"Chasing Cars" - Snow Patrol
"The Scientist" - Coldplay
"Mad World" - Gary Jules
"High and Dry" - Radiohead
"Boulevard of Broken Dreams" - Green Day
"Fix You" - Coldplay
"Clocks" - Coldplay
"Yellow" - Coldplay
"Black" - Pearl Jam
"Bitter Sweet Symphony" - The Verve
"Fast Car" - Jonas Blue ft. Dakota
"Crazy" - Gnarls Barkley
"Yellow" - Coldplay
"Smooth Operator" - Sade
"Clocks" - Coldplay
"Hey Brother" - Avicii
"Can't Stop the Feeling!" - Justin Timberlake
"Sugar" - Maroon 5
"Moves Like Jagger" - Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera
"Take On Me" - a-ha
"Livin' La Vida Loca" - Ricky Martin
"Smooth" - Santana ft. Rob Thomas
"Smooth Operator" - Sade
"I Don't Want to Miss a Thing" - Aerosmith
"Livin' on a Prayer" - Bon Jovi
"Eye of the Tiger" - Survivor
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" - Wham!
"Man in the Mirror" - Michael Jackson
"Africa" - Toto
"All Night Long (All Night)" - Lionel Richie
"Girls Just Want to Have Fun" - Cyndi Lauper
"I Wanna Dance with Somebody" - Whitney Houston
"Love on Top" - Beyoncé
"Shape of You" - Ed Sheeran
"Don't Stop Believin'" - Journey
"I Will Survive" - Gloria Gaynor
"You Make My Dreams" - Hall & Oates
"Here Comes the Sun" - The Beatles
"Stand by Me" - Ben E. King
"Sweet Child o' Mine" - Guns N' Roses
"Hotel California" - Eagles
"Bohemian Rhapsody" - Queen
"Thriller" - Michael Jackson
"Let's Dance" - David Bowie
"Careless Whisper" - George Michael
"Sultans of Swing" - Dire Straits
"Message in a Bottle" - The Police
"Hotel California" - Eagles
"Dancing Queen" - ABBA
"Black Velvet" - Alannah Myles
"November Rain" - Guns N' Roses
"Killer Queen" - Queen
"Under Pressure" - Queen & David Bowie
"Eye in the Sky" - The Alan Parsons Project
"I Want to Break Free" - Queen
"Owner of a Lonely Heart" - Yes
"Money for Nothing" - Dire Straits
"Every Breath You Take" - The Police
"Stairway to Heaven" - Led Zeppelin
"The Chain" - Fleetwood Mac
"Dust in the Wind" - Kansas
"Take It Easy" - Eagles
"Hotel California" - Eagles
"More Than a Feeling" - Boston
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"Rockin' in the Free World" - Neil Young
"Born in the U.S.A." - Bruce Springsteen
"Landslide" - Fleetwood Mac
"Dreams" - Fleetwood Mac
"The Joker" - Steve Miller Band
"Old Time Rock and Roll" - Bob Seger
"Sweet Home Alabama" - Lynyrd Skynyrd
"Baba O'Riley" - The Who
"Born to Run" - Bruce Springsteen
"Hotel California" - Eagles
"Sultans of Swing" - Dire Straits
"Bohemian Rhapsody" - Queen
"Another Brick in the Wall, Pt. 2" - Pink Floyd
"Imagine" - John Lennon
"Let It Be" - The Beatles
"Stairway to Heaven" - Led Zeppelin
"Boys Don't Cry" - The Cure
"Every Breath You Take" - The Police
"Just Like Heaven" - The Cure
"Don't You (Forget About Me)" - Simple Minds
"Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" - Eurythmics
"Take My Breath Away" - Berlin
"Karma Chameleon" - Culture Club
"Dancing in the Dark" - Bruce Springsteen
"Hungry Like the Wolf" - Duran Duran
"Material Girl" - Madonna
"Faith" - George Michael
"Walk Like an Egyptian" - The Bangles
"Footloose" - Kenny Loggins
"Eye of the Tiger" - Survivor
"Maniac" - Michael Sembello
"Flashdance... What a Feeling" - Irene Cara
"We Built This City" - Starship
"Owner of a Lonely Heart" - Yes
"The Final Countdown" - Europe
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn" - Poison
"Jump" - Van Halen
"Jessie's Girl" - Rick Springfield
"Pour Some Sugar on Me" - Def Leppard
"Here I Go Again" - Whitesnake
"Rock You Like a Hurricane" - Scorpions
"Love Bites" - Def Leppard
"The Power of Love" - Huey Lewis and the News
"We're Not Gonna Take It" - Twisted Sister
"The Boys of Summer" - Don Henley
"Walking on Sunshine" - Katrina and the Waves
"Tainted Love" - Soft Cell
"Don't You Want Me" - The Human League
"Call Me" - Blondie
"I Ran (So Far Away)" - A Flock of Seagulls

Joe's Prices

Note: prices may vary based on travel distance. For an exact quote, click “Check availability”.

Standard Prices
Performance durationPrice
Short performance (up to 15 min)£312.50
Up to 1 hour£312.50
Up to 2 hours£406.25
Up to 3 hours£468.75
Customer questions

What if my timings change after I've booked you?

Just get in touch and I'll be happy to accommodate

Can you provide an iPod/DJ service before and between your sets?

Absolutely! I can either create a set myself or you can email me with a playlist if you prefer. This will cost an extra £80

How much time do you need to set up?

45 minutes to 1 hour at most

Can I pick the pieces you play from the set list?

Please get in touch if you have specific requests

Do you bring all the equipment you need to perform?

Absolutely! However, if you already have a PA and desk that would be great

Can you learn specific pieces before the event?

Yes, please message me ahead of time
Musicianship
Genres:
Covers, Christmas, Ambient, 1950s era music, 1960s era music, 1970s era music, 1980s era music, 1990s era music, Folk, Country, Folk rock, Rockabilly, Blues, Easy listening, Light music, Originals, Pop, Acoustic, Ambient pop, Americana, Disco, Funk, Funk rock, Karaoke, R&B, Motown, Soul, Top 40, Tribute, Vintage, Rock, Alternative rock, Britpop, Classic rock, Pop rock, Post rock, Progressive rock, Punk rock, Rock 'n' Roll
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Instruments:
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Event types:
Wedding, Private event, Virtual event, Wedding proposal, Funeral / Memorial service, Church service, Charity event, Corporate event, Bar / Club / Venue event, Hotel / Restaurant event, Concert, Recording session, Theatre / Show, Cruise, Burns night, New Year's Eve, Christmas party, Birthday party
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Other skills:
Arranger, Audio engineer, Composer, Lyricist, Sound technician, Songwriter, Producer, Actor, Ableton Live, Live looping, Perfect pitch
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