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The Hysterics
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About The Hysterics
One of Kent's best rock function bands! Guaranteed to make your event memorable.
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The Hysterics 's Reviews
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The Hysterics 's Song list
ROCK
Cochise - Audioslave
Buck Rogers - Feeder
I heard it through the grapevine - FM
All my life - Foo Fighters
Everlong - Foo Fighters
Learn to Fly - Foo Fighters
The Pretender - Foo Fighters
New Sensation - INXS
The Middle - Jimmy Eat World
Are you gonna go my way - Lenny Kravitz
Enter Sandman - Metallica
Corona - Minutemen (Jackass theme tune)
Creep - Radiohead
Killing in the name of - Rage against the machine
Can't Stop - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Dosed - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Dani California - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Give it away - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Under the bridge - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Dead or Alive - Bon Jovi
Money for Nothing - Dire Straits
Sultans of Swing - Dire Straits
Hotel California - Eagles
Another brick in the wall - Pink Floyd
All right now - Free
Hammer to fall - Queen
One vision - Queen
We will rock you - Queen
My Sharona - The Knacks
Stuck in the middle with you - Stealers Wheels
Psycho Killer - Talkin' Heads
Everybody wants to rule the world - Tears for Fears
I saw her standing there - The Beatles
Gold on the ceiling - The Black Keys
Lonely Boy - The Black Keys
I believe in a thing called love - The Darkness
Long train runnin' - The Doobie Brothers
Rock & Roll Queen - The Subways
Panama - Van Halen
American Idiot - Green Day
Basket Case - Green Day
Sugar we're going down - Fallout Boy
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
INDIE
Naïve – The Kooks
Brianstorm - Arctic Monkeys
Don't sit down cos I've moved your chair - Arctic Monkeys
I bet you look good on the dancefloor - Arctic Monkeys
R U Mine? - Arctic Monkeys
Teddy Picker - Arctic Monkeys
When the sun goes down - Arctic Monkeys
Reptilia – The Strokes
Pumped up Kicks - Foster the People
Are you gonna be my girl - Jet
Molly's Chambers - Kings of Leon
Morning Glory - Oasis
DISCO/FUNK
Does your mother know - ABBA
Hot Stuff - Donna Summer
Superstition - Stevie Wonder
Disco Medley
Use Me - Bill Withers
SINGALONG ANTHEMS
Blinding Lights – The Weeknd
Don’t you want me – Human League
As it was – Harry Styles
Take on Me – A-ha
Summer of '69 - Bryan Adams
A Little Respect - Erasure
Don't look back in anger - Oasis
Wonderwall - Oasis
Chelsea Dagger - The Fratellis
Mr Brightside - The Killers
The boys of Summer - Don Henley
Saturday nights alright (for fighting) - Elton John
Sex on Fire - Kings of Leon
Valerie - Mark Ronson + Amy Winehouse
Let me entertain you - Robbie Williams
Addicted to love - Robert Palmer
Escape (The Pina Colada song) - Rupert Holmes
Dakota - Stereophonics
Flip, Flop, Fly - The Blues Brothers
Mustang Sally - The Commitments
Proud Mary - Tina Turner
Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus
Dreams - Fleetwood Mac
The Chain – Fleetwood Mac
Stacy's Mom - Fountains of Wayne
Freebird - Lynard Skynard
Everybody wants to rule the world – Tears for Fears
Toxic – Britney Spears
COUNTRY
Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
Tennessee Whisky - Chris Stapleton
Jolene - Dolly Parton
Folsom Prison Blues - Johnny Cash
Sweet Home Alabama - Lynard Skynard
CHRISTMAS
Run Rudolph Run - Foo Fighters
Lonely this Christmas - Mud
Merry Christmas Everybody - Slade
The Hysterics 's Prices
Last updated: 2025
Note: prices may vary based on travel distance. For an exact quote, click “Check availability”.
Standard Prices
4 musicians
| Duration | Price | |
| Up to 1 hour | £1250 | |
| Up to 2 hours | £1750 | |
| Up to 3 hours | £2250 |
Packages
Band (2 hour) and DJ service4 musicians5 hours
This package includes our full band setup for 2 x 1 hour sets and a full DJ service for 3 hours (extended hours can be discussed).
£2125
Add-ons
DJ set
+£375
Customer questions
What do your clients love most about your performances?
Our high energy, our ability to involve the crowd and be able to perform a wide variety of genres that cater for multiple age ranges.
Which venues have you performed at in the past?
A various amount of wedding venues, pub settings, festivals (local sized) across the south east.
Which artists have you been most influenced by?
Arctic Monkeys, Black Keys, Foo Fighters, Dire Straits, ABBA, Queen.
What is the most high profile gig you've performed?
Live performance at Bluewater along with hundreds of shows across various venues (small and large).
Will the singer be the same as who I see in the videos?
Yes, the singer will always be the same.
Do you have different line-up options?
Our line up is: Vocals/Rhythm Guitar, Lead Guitar, Bass and Drums. We stay as the main line-up as we want to deliver the best service possible. As we perform together so often, this makes a huge difference in the performance you will receive at your event.
What if my timings change after I've booked you?
We will always try to be as flexible as possible to help ensure we can work with you to make your event run smoothly. If timings do change, please let us know.
Can you provide an iPod/DJ service before and between your sets?
Yes! We offer a playlist DJ service free of charge as part of our package. This includes music played through our PA once we are setup, in-between our sets and for some time afterwards while we pack down.
How much time do you need to set up?
We usually need 60-90 minutes to unload and set-up (this depends on distance from parking to the performance area, power availability etc). We are happy to play some music if we are setup and have done a sound check in good time before the event starts.
Can I pick the songs you play from the set list?
Yes, absolutely! We love having you involved in the process. Please feel free to input what you want to hear us play. From time to time, we may make some changes to benefit the set as we know how songs can flow etc.
Is all of the equipment (e.g. PA & lighting) included in your quote?
Yes, our price includes full PA and lighting setup.
Can you learn song requests before the event?
We are happy to take a request free of charge for your event. If you wish to have more songs, we will charge this at £100 per song to cater costs for extra practice time. If you do have requests, we will need this ideally 4-6 weeks before your event (for last minute bookings, we can discuss these terms).
Musicianship
Genres:
Rock, Alternative rock, Classic rock, Indie, Covers, Motown
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Event types:
Wedding, Corporate event, Private event, Bar / Club / Venue event, New Year's Eve, Christmas party, Birthday party
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