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The Hysterics

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About The Hysterics

High energy function band based in Kent. Playing covers across rock, indie, disco funk and more with infectious medleys and energetic sets.
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Tonbridge
Public liability insurance of £5 million

Thanks for viewing us! The Hysterics are a 4 piece band based in Kent consisting of vocals, two guitars, bass and drums. We have been a solid unit for over 3 years now but our individual experiences range back much further. We have all been musicians since childhood and have played 1,000s of gigs collectively including weddings, festivals, corporate, pubs, studio work and much more. Our experiences range through many genres which is what makes us unique, we have the knowledge to take on all types of requests to the best of our ability. We currently play all over the south east every week with a consistent amount of gigs due to our popularity. We consider all events and will always give a top service to ensure your time with us is memorable. Please feel free to message or call us to discuss anything you wish, we’re a friendly bunch and always on hand to assist.

The Hysterics 's Reviews

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Nikki M
2 years ago

I would like to take a minute to thank you so much for your fantastic performance for us last week. I have had nothing but amazing reviews from all our customers, asking when you will be back again and if they can have your cards to contact you direct. You got all the crowd involved and up dancing having a great time. Thank you for your patience with me and keeping me calm on a stressful day and turning it in to one of the best days I've ever had at work. Will see you again very soon.

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Keith G

Went to see The Hysterics yesterday and trust me when I say they were the best band I'd seen in ages and probably the best I've seen in that venue. Well done lads, looking forward to seeing you again soon.

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The Hysterics 's Song list

Cochise - Audioslave
Lonely Boy - Black Keys
Gold on the Ceiling - Black Keys
Brianstorm - Arctic Monkeys
Teddy Picker - Arctic Monkeys
When the sun goes down - Arctic Monkeys
I bet you look good on the Dancefloor - Arctic Monkeys
Don't sit down cos I moved your chair - Arctic Monkeys
R U Mine - Arctic Monkeys
Rock and Roll Queen - The Subways
Naive - The Kooks
Last Nite - The Strokes
Are you gonna be my girl - Jet
The Middle - Jimmy Eat World
Give it away - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Can't Stop - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Dani California - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Under The Bridge - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Killing in the name of - Rage Against The Machine
Everlong - Foo Fighters
Learn to fly - Foo Fighters
The Pretender - Foo Fighters
Monkey Wrench - Foo Fighters
Dakota - Stereophonics
Wonderwall - Oasis
Don't look back in Anger - Oasis
Mr Brightside - The Killers
Chelsea Dagger - The Fratellis
My Sharona - Royal Blood
Buck Rogers - Feeder
Sultans of Swing - Dire Straits
Money for Nothing - Dire Straits
Stuck in the middle with you - Stealers Wheels
Long Train Runnin' - Doobie Brothers
Psycho Killer - Talking Heads
Pina Colada - Rupert Holmes
Saturday Nights Alright - Elton John
We will rock you - Queen
Hammer to Fall - Queen
One Vision - Queen
Crazy Little thing called Love - Queen
All right now - Free
Heard it through the grapevine - FM
Are you gonna go my way - Lenny Kravitz
Valerie - Amy Winehouse
Does your mother know - ABBA
Hot Stuff - Donna Summer
Proud Mary - Tina Turner
Use Me - Bill Withers
Pumped up Kicks - Foster the People
Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Joe Cyrus
Tennessee Whisky - Chris Stapleton
Sweet Home Alabama - Lynard Skynard
Freebird - Lynard Skynard
Folsom Prison Blues - Johnny Cash

The Hysterics 's Prices

Last updated: 2024

Note: prices may vary based on travel distance. For an exact quote, click “Check availability”.

Standard Prices
Performance durationPrice
Up to 1 hour£937.50
Up to 2 hours£1250
Up to 3 hours£1625
Customer questions

What do your clients love most about your performances?

Our high energy, our ability to involve the crowd and be able to perform a wide variety of genres that cater for multiple age ranges.

Which venues have you performed at in the past?

A various amount of wedding venues, pub settings, festivals (local sized) across the south east.

Which artists have you been most influenced by?

Arctic Monkeys, Black Keys, Foo Fighters, Dire Straits, ABBA, Queen.

What is the most high profile gig you've performed?

Live performance at Bluewater along with hundreds of shows across various venues (small and large).

Will the singer be the same as who I see in the videos?

Yes, the singer will always be the same.

Do you have different line-up options?

Our line up is: Vocals/Rhythm Guitar, Lead Guitar, Bass and Drums. We stay as the main line-up as we want to deliver the best service possible. As we perform together so often, this makes a huge difference in the performance you will receive at your event.

What if my timings change after I've booked you?

We will always try to be as flexible as possible to help ensure we can work with you to make your event run smoothly. If timings do change, please let us know.

Can you provide an iPod/DJ service before and between your sets?

Yes! We can offer this service for you. Prices for this service start at £200 for an hour. If you wish to have longer, please let us know.

How much time do you need to set up?

We usually need 60-80 minutes to unload and set-up (this depends on distance from parking to the performance area, power availability etc). We are happy to play some music if we are setup and have done a sound check in good time before the event starts.

Can I pick the songs you play from the set list?

We will always put together the best possible setlist from our playlist once we have reviewed your event and your requirements, but we are more than happy for you to pick songs you want.

Is all of the equipment (e.g. PA & lighting) included in your quote?

Yes, our price includes full PA and lighting setup.

Can you learn song requests before the event?

We are happy to take 2 requests free of charge for your event. If you wish to have more songs, we will charge this at £20 per song to cater costs for extra practice time. If you do have requests, we will need this ideally 4-6 weeks before your event (for last minute bookings, we can discuss these terms).
Musicianship
Genres:
Rock, Alternative rock, Classic rock, Indie, Covers, Motown
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Event types:
Wedding, Corporate event, Private event, Bar / Club / Venue event, New Year's Eve, Christmas party, Birthday party
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