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About Dirty Wafer

The Ultimate Covers Band for your special event . With over 15 years experience we guarantee to make your night a memorable one
Function band
Essex
Public liability insurance of £10 million

Renowned not only for their passionate, accomplished performances, but also for their professionalism and ability to make your event a memorable one. Dirty Wafer are five professional London session musicians who have performed for a number of very well known clients over the years. They have performed at numerous weddings, birthdays, corporate and other celebrations across the world, and know exactly what it takes to make each and every one of them special. Dirty Wafer play completly live which is the only way to get that excitement and that vibe! You can be sure you know what you’ll be getting when booking the band.. Dirty Wafer can also provide an acoustic which consists of the same setlist played on acoustic guitars and hotrods on drums, This is a great set is very popular with more intimate events with space issues. There is also the option of music before, in between and after the bands sets to keep everyone on the dance floor at all times. To appreciate the true Wafer Experience, you have to see them Live. Outstanding musicianship, a great frontman and more than enough great music to keep you on the dance floor….longer!!!

Performance details
We can perform outdoors
We have vehicles we can use to travel to gigs
We require car parking close to venues
We can perform while walking around a venue
Our equipment is PAT tested
We own a PA system
Musicianship
Genres:
Pop, Acoustic, Covers, Rock, Britpop, Classic rock, Indie, Pop rock
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Event types:
Wedding, Bar / Club / Venue event, Hotel / Restaurant event, Private event, Corporate event, Charity event, Birthday party, Christmas party, New Year's Eve
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Song list

Songs subject to change
Adventure of a Lifetime - Coldplay
Addicted to Love – Robert Palmer
Sledgehammer – Peter Gabriel
Teenage Kicks
Don’t You Forget About Me – Simple Minds
Waves – Mr Probz
Alright – Supergrass
Girls & Boys – Blur
Disco 2000 – Pulp
Somebody Told Me – Killers
Superstition – Stevie Wonder
Kiss – Prince
Sweet Home Alabama
Seven Nation Army – White Stripes
Stuck In The Middle –
Tainted Love – Soft Cell
Soul Man -
Mustang Sally -
Play That Funky Music
Let’s Dance – David Bowie
Get Lucky – Daft Punk
Uptown Funk – Bruno Mars
Suspicious Minds – Elvis
Don’t Look Back In Anger – Oasis
All These Thing – Killers
Livin on a Prayer – Bon Jovi
All Night Long – Lionel Ritchie
Yellow - Coldplay
Rock n Roll Star - Oasis
In The Morning - Razorlight
Hush - Kula Shaker
Cigarettes & Alcohol - Oasis
Buck Rogers - Feeder
All day & All Of The Night - Kinks
Hey Jude - Beatles
Adventure of a Lifetime - Coldplay
Addicted to Love – Robert Palmer
Sledgehammer – Peter Gabriel
Teenage Kicks
Don’t You Forget About Me – Simple Minds
Waves – Mr Probz
Alright – Supergrass
Girls & Boys – Blur
Disco 2000 – Pulp
Somebody Told Me – Killers
Superstition – Stevie Wonder
Kiss – Prince
Sweet Home Alabama
Seven Nation Army – White Stripes
Stuck In The Middle –
Tainted Love – Soft Cell
Soul Man -
Mustang Sally -
Play That Funky Music
Let’s Dance – David Bowie
Get Lucky – Daft Punk
Uptown Funk – Bruno Mars
Suspicious Minds – Elvis
Don’t Look Back In Anger – Oasis
All These Thing – Killers
Livin on a Prayer – Bon Jovi
All Night Long – Lionel Ritchie
Yellow - Coldplay
Rock n Roll Star - Oasis
In The Morning - Razorlight
Hush - Kula Shaker
Cigarettes & Alcohol - Oasis
Buck Rogers - Feeder
All day & All Of The Night - Kinks
Hey Jude - Beatles
Songs subject to change
Adventure of a Lifetime - Coldplay
Addicted to Love – Robert Palmer
Sledgehammer – Peter Gabriel
Teenage Kicks
Don’t You Forget About Me – Simple Minds
Waves – Mr Probz
Alright – Supergrass
Girls & Boys – Blur
Disco 2000 – Pulp
Somebody Told Me – Killers
Superstition – Stevie Wonder
Kiss – Prince
Sweet Home Alabama
Seven Nation Army – White Stripes
Stuck In The Middle –
Tainted Love – Soft Cell
Soul Man -
Mustang Sally -
Play That Funky Music
Let’s Dance – David Bowie
Get Lucky – Daft Punk
Uptown Funk – Bruno Mars
Suspicious Minds – Elvis
Don’t Look Back In Anger – Oasis
All These Thing – Killers
Livin on a Prayer – Bon Jovi
All Night Long – Lionel Ritchie
Yellow - Coldplay
Rock n Roll Star - Oasis
In The Morning - Razorlight
Hush - Kula Shaker
Cigarettes & Alcohol - Oasis
Buck Rogers - Feeder
All day & All Of The Night - Kinks
Hey Jude - Beatles
Adventure of a Lifetime - Coldplay
Addicted to Love – Robert Palmer
Sledgehammer – Peter Gabriel
Teenage Kicks
Don’t You Forget About Me – Simple Minds
Waves – Mr Probz
Alright – Supergrass
Girls & Boys – Blur
Disco 2000 – Pulp
Somebody Told Me – Killers
Superstition – Stevie Wonder
Kiss – Prince
Sweet Home Alabama
Seven Nation Army – White Stripes
Stuck In The Middle –
Tainted Love – Soft Cell
Soul Man -
Mustang Sally -
Play That Funky Music
Let’s Dance – David Bowie
Get Lucky – Daft Punk
Uptown Funk – Bruno Mars
Suspicious Minds – Elvis
Don’t Look Back In Anger – Oasis
All These Thing – Killers
Livin on a Prayer – Bon Jovi
All Night Long – Lionel Ritchie
Yellow - Coldplay
Rock n Roll Star - Oasis
In The Morning - Razorlight
Hush - Kula Shaker
Cigarettes & Alcohol - Oasis
Buck Rogers - Feeder
All day & All Of The Night - Kinks
Hey Jude - Beatles
Customer questions

What do your clients love most about your performances?

One re occuring comment we get is "got everyone up and dancing all night"

Which venues have you performed at in the past?

Genuinely too many to note . Not just in England but across Europe too

Which artists have you been most influenced by?

Different music , different needs

What is the most high profile gig you've performed?

Many top London cooperate events ... those guys are crazy !

Will the singer be the same as who I see in the videos?

Yes

Do you have different line-up options?

Yes we do . We also offer an acoustic option

What if my timings change after I've booked you?

Not a problem . We understand that things overrun

Can you provide an iPod/DJ service before and between your sets?

Absolutely (at an extra cost)

How much time do you need to set up?

Roughly 45 minutes . An hour ideally

Can I pick the songs you play from the set list?

If you ask nicely we may be able to do something

Is all of the equipment (e.g. PA & lighting) included in your quote?

Yep

Can you learn song requests before the event?

Possibly . Don’t ask don’t get

Prices

Note: prices may vary based on travel distance. For an exact quote, click “Check availability”.

Standard Prices
Performance durationPrice
Up to 1 hour£500
Up to 2 hours£1200
Up to 3 hours£2000
Packages
Contact Us5 musicians
Contact is to discuss all options
Free

Add-ons

Additional Music
+£125
DJ set
+£800

Reviews

From customers:

Chantelle (, 1 year ago

Absolutely fantastic band, so pleased we booked them for our wedding!! They had everyone on the dance floor and kept them there all night, including myself who, as the Bride, should’ve been mingling with guests....instead I was busting moves to one great song after another!! Thank you! Would highly recommend! X

Lydia, 1 year ago

Best band ever! Sound, energy, vibe outstanding!

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